If you’re bored at 9:15 on Saturday night, you could do worse than to come by the Park Avenue shop, curl up with a cold beverage, and contemplate the tentative nature of the existence of our species. Click on the YouTube above, attempt in vain not to cry to the majestic strings of John Williams, and we’ll see you at Park for a Gregorys Movie Club screening of the Steven Spielberg masterpiece Jurassic Park. Goldblum!

After totally paying careful attention to the whole of the college basketball regular season (not really), we’re ready for March Madness! If you’re as excited as we are, print out an NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament bracket from your favorite sports website (or grab one of the fifty or so lying around your office), fill it out, write your name and email address/phone number/Twitter name/whatever on the back of it, and bring it down to your favorite Gregorys location by Noon on Thursday (we’ll give you the play in games). The winner will get a gift card, the value of which will be determined by how many people enter (but which will totally be worth the effort of filling out one more bracket no matter what). The above trophy will not be a part of the prize, but you will have won it in our hearts.

We may not serve green eggs and ham, but we have some pretty rad coffee for after breakfast.